The Baltimore Ravens recently honored former NFL player Ray Rice, who beat his wife so severely that he had to drag her unconscious body out of an elevator. Similarly the NBA has turned a blind eye to Oklahoma City Thunder player Josh Giddey who has been credibly accused of sleeping with a high school student, and allowed Charlotte Hornets player Miles Bridges, who beat his wife in front of their child, to return to the league, where he got a standing ovation by the home crowd. Finally, documents relating to Jeffery Epstein were released revealing a slew of incredibly famous and powerful people, including Bill Clinton and Donald Trump, had associated with the billionaire who convicted in Florida for sexual misconduct with a minor. The world is full of apex predators, free to hunt without fear of consequence in full public view.
English filmmaker Emerald Fennell release Saltburn to critical acclaim. While described as a “black comedy” by many, it plays out more like the type of cable drama that used to dominate in the wake of HBO’s initial success in the late 90s. The movies that followed like Swim Fan or Lakeview Terrace created a wide genre lane for movies that were basically psychological thrillers but with enough cliches and tropes to make them accessible to wider audiences. Saltburn follows closely in this tradition, but is seemingly elevated in its critical success, with many citing its class politics as the driving factor in its perception as occupying a higher tier of art.
What the text actually provides viewers isn’t the thoughtful class opus that some seem to perceive it to be. Barry Keoghan plays a middle class student who, much like Jeffery Epstein, works his way into the orbit of the upper class and uses their insecurities, foibles, and selfishness to out maneuver them to the point where he ends up with an eccentric wealthy family’s estate and wealth. All of this is revealed with the same Lifetime Original Movie twist pacing and usage of exposition, but with enough quirks to convince people that this is something more. Keoghan’s character kills wealthy college student Felix and then after the funeral strips nude and thrusts himself into the fresh dirt above the grade; Blood on the Dance Floor plays after he murders the last Catton family member thus inheriting their house as he parades naked from room to room, dancing along and preening.
If there is an elevation to Saltburn over the average Lifetime film, it’s the acting. Keoghan is excellent, and fully commits himself to the mediocrity on the page he was presented with. Euphoria alum Jacob Elordi plays the part of the privileged Oxford student to perfection. Richard E. Grant, Archie Madekwe, and Carey Mulligan all round out an amazing cast, even if Grant is seemingly the only one who is in on the joke. What’s left is a film that in quality is similar to Disturbia but with an Oscar worthy cast. The apparent desire for the film to make a statement about how monarchs deserve the peasants they create, or the predatory nature of the middle class was met with indulgence from fans who live on scraps of films from TikTok and think Wikipedia summaries and viewership are equitable endeavors.
May December tells a different predatory story. Similar to Alissa Nutting’s phenomenally discomforting novel Tampa, the premise starts with Julianne Moore’s middle age mom Gracie sleeping with then seventh grader Joe Yoo, played by Riverdale alum Charles Melton. Where it departs from Nutting’s work is that the story picks up twenty-four years later where Gracie served her prison sentence, had Joe’s baby, eventually married him, and had two more children. Natalie Portman plays basically a younger and less successful version of herself on assignment from her movie studio to research the family in Georgia to better play Gracie in an upcoming film. She arrives during a neighborhood barbecue where the film deliberately let’s slip its first tell.
The score of the film is adapted from The Go-Between, a 1970s British melodrama with a plot remarkably similar to Saltburn’s. It leans heavily on a piano riff that would find itself at home with any Lifetime original drama. In an early moment, the dramatic riff plays right before Gracie remarks that they might “not have enough hotdogs” for all the guests. It’s a clearly comedic moment clearly meant to coax a laugh out of its audience to settle them in for the upcoming uncomfortable exposition.
The scenes that follow are Portman’s character going through town and talking to everyone in Gracie’s life about her conviction for statutory rape and subsequent relationship with her victim. Her ex-husband, played by the underrated DW Moffett, is so even handed and understanding that after explaining how shocked and devastated he was upon discovering his wife’s criminal betrayal, he ends his interview by pointing out that they seem to be happily married and saying “what do I know?” He remains unwavering in his commitment to not paint her in the worst light possible. Portman moves on to her defense attorney, who is less sympathetic despite his willingness to defend her and keep her in his life to some degree. His wife still patronizes Gracie’s make-work cake business just to give her something to do.
With the presence of Gracie in town drudging up his sexual assault, Joe starts to reflect on what it actually meant for him. When his son, played by a cleverly understated Gabriel Chung, shares a joint with him, he realizes how few childhood experiences he actually got to take part in. When his twins graduate high school, he watches them through a fence at first, and cries after his daughter accepts her diploma. The adults sit elsewhere. When he cheats on Gracie with Natalie Portman, he is shocked by the situation but she tells him simply “that’s what grownups do.”
Gracie meanwhile tries to keep one foot in the camp of stern mother to her four children and Joe, and one in the camp of hapless victim herself. She tells Portman that Joe was actually more sexually experienced than she was, to which Portman incredulously replies “in seventh grade?” She tells Joe “you seduced me” but a letter Joe gave to Portman reveals she was clearly the instigator. She chides her daughters about their weight, remains aloof with her first son with her first husband, and has a breakdown when one of her cake customers moves out of town to care for a sick relative and cancels her order but still offers to pay. When Joe, who is comforting this woman in her early sixties, tries to inquire about the sick relative of their friend, Gracie replies “that doesn’t matter!”
Portman realizes soon she’s worn out her welcome and departs to shoot her film. Her acting is so terrible, take after take after take of her doing a far worse impression of Julianne Moore than even the worst SNL alum, but she insists on doing more, telling the director that she’s close to “something real.” The Lifetime style movie she’s likely making drives home how pointlessly damaging all of this was. It did irreparable damage to Joe, and likely their children, and the only ‘art’ to come out of the situation is revealed to be schlock meant for stay at home parents, retirees, and kids at home sick from school to gawk at.
Will Ferrell, one of May December’s producers, has pulled from this thread before, making A Deadly Adoption in 2015 with fellow comedic actress Kristin Wiig. While initially meant to be a parody of Lifetime movies, it became a more conceptual bit with Wiig and Ferrell deciding it would be funny to just make it and play the whole thing straight. The film itself is beat for beat identical to every other movie in its genre, but the presence of the two SNL all-stars makes it stand out as a truly bizarre piece of media. May December will likely feel bizarre to many, with some critics already stating they aren’t sure whether or not its meant to be a comedy send up of true crime, or a serious drama about a rape and a lifetime of grooming. Their missing the point is of course itself the point. None of this actually matters to anyone but the victims who inspire these works.
In a world of predators Saltburn and May December feel like they may be both benefiting from the seeming topicality of their subject matter but also might drive too many too deep into discomfort to be truly heralded. The academy loves sendups of itself but only in contexts in which they feel no shame. With new Epstein names dropping daily, and rapists and domestic abusers on television nightly, will there be too much unease surrounding what these films are trying to say to reward them critically? While only time will tell, what is clear in the immediate is that their relevance is sure to carry on.